Why can’t puberty hit me like him
|1 day ago||57 notes||via: 1-day-we-will-know|
I don’t know who this chick is… but +1 for you!
I second this.
I CANT FUCKIN HANDLE.THIS GIRLS BLOG I JUST WANT TO STAB MY.FUCKIN EYES OUT SHIT
Please explain why you do not like my blog? Is it my opinions? My English? Please tell me.
im gonna throw up all over this post
Racist side of tumblr explain this post
racism isn’t an “opinion” lol try harder
Kill all Nazis
Listen everyone!!! Look what I’ve found:
As I suspected some anti-feminism and racist asshole took this picture about feminism and turned it into some racist bullshit.
That woman on these pictures only contributed to the “Why I need feminism” signs and now we have this picture of her with a racist sign.
spread this correction like wildfire.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
|1 week ago||196,487 notes||via: niallers-four-leaf-clover
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummys
I’m sorry but I need my mommy. I can’t risk it.
|1 week ago||1,633,177 notes||via: cheeky-fiasco
Tumblr: #this fucking donut #can we talk about this fucking donut for a minute #can we #because on this donut #the sprinkles just comfortably melt into the icing #you can tell that they are so perfectly in tune with each other #and they’ve come so far from when the sprinkles just sort of sat on top #barely touching for fear of rejection #just ugh I can’t #otp: comfortably melting
4chan: here’s a picture of someone putting their dick in a donut.
reddit: that donut needs to go back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
academia.edu: Here is a pdf of the seminar paper I wrote about the erotics/poetics/semiotics/science of donut eating.
deviantArt:I did not steal this donut. I traced it so now it’s mine.
It got better
Fanfic.net: The donut is the setting for a high school AU, were two sprinkles meet and realise they have more in common than they ever thought possible, however, the mean chocolate sauce has caught wind of their secret relationship. Will they be able to make it together before it’s too late? M for a lemon flavoured donut.
This has officially become one of my favorite posts.
I JUST REBLOGGED BUT FANFIC MADE IT PERFECT
Ladies and gentlemen, I present you with: The Internet.
archiveofourown.org: Graphic Depictions of Gluten, doughut/sprinkles, doughnut/glaze, doughnut/sprinkles/glaze, doughnut - character, sprinkles - character, glaze - character, dsg threesome, first time, morning doughnuts, AU - doughnutverse, omg i don’t even know, knotting
|1 week ago||481,153 notes||via: makesmefre
Oops I Did It Again (voice impression attempt), by Sam 'Apitong' Zabala3,096,861 plays
So my mom told me to record a song for her. She didn’t give specific instructions like what kind of song and she didn’t tell me not to fool around while singing, so there.. now’s my chance to do some impressions
My dad’s GPS
I’M SO GLAD THIS CAME UP AGAIN
|2 weeks ago||699,557 notes||via: nekedniall
Within three days of becoming engaged, I had already been told that I shouldn’t wear my glasses, because they’re not bridal. I was told my cane wasn’t bridal. I was told my eye… was not bridal. And I realized that if I was going to be “bridal” in their eyes, I was going to have to change who I am. I am proudly disabled.
This photo is giving me LIFE
here’s the source of the photo, a post written by the woman pictured: http://offbeatbride.com/2011/06/blind-women-get-married-too
this is the website i work for it’d be cool if it was credited!!! and that the author was also credited!!!!!
Her cane! Her dress! GORGEOUS.
|1 month ago||40,069 notes||via: corruptedziallfiles
please do not let ferguson die out like everything else big does. do not let this die out. do not let this continue on for three days and then everyone forget about it. do not let this happen.
queue this post up 3 days from now, a week from now, a month from now, a month from then. make sure even if you forget your blog will remember.
|1 month ago||206,861 notes||via: spoopyzaniam
hot doctor game too strong
i hope i fucking die in his arms and pass him a release form that says he can fuck my dead corpse pussy in front of all my loved ones at my funeral.
you should probably go outside and get some fresh air
|1 month ago||715,225 notes||via: mullingstabate